INKY MAKES 92% OF ALL THREADS IN OOC CHAT MUTHAAAAS

[Inky]

YO RELICS IM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT SPIES IS THE BEST RPG OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME


K so I'm friggggin like INTENSE bored and I should be working on a magical ~PROJECT for my lifetimes but INSTEAD I have elected to abuse my reading week and go through every single guy on Spies saying whether I would date them or not. NO BIG I'M JUST A HUGE SLUT [/jkjk I keep it classy at all times, don't even go thur]

LMFAO IF I LOOK SHALLOW OR RUDE OR MEAN
DON'T MIND ME
I ACTUALLY WILL DATE ALL OF YOU
JK BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I LOVE YOUR CHARACTERS

THIS THREAD IS CALLED "SRRY2SAY" BECAUSE I FIND INTERNET SHORT FORMS PRETTTTY FAB AND KIND OF REALLY MASSIVELY LAME

CONNOR MCCALLESTER
IDK WHO YOU ARE :(
YOU HAVE A SCOTTISH ACCENT :)
NOT TALL ENOUGH :(
CUT YOUR HAIR :(
SRRY2SAY I CANNOT DATE YOU

KONNOR COLES
YOU'RE A PERV GTFO
SRRY2SAY I CANNOT DATE YOU

STRIXXXXX
ON AN INTELLECTUAL LEVEL NOT SURE IF I WOULD HAVE PATIENCE TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
BUT I'VE DECIDED WE CAN HAVE CASUAL SEX AND BE BEST FRIENDS :)
LOL JACOB BLACK
PEACE MAN

DAVID PORTER
UNFFF YOUR BODY IS MIIIIIINE :)
YOUR EYES AS WE SAID OUR GOODBYES OH GLORY BE :)
YOU HAVE A LOT OF BAGGAGE THOUGH :(
BE MORE OF AN EXTROVERT BB :(
BUT I WILL STILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE BECAUSE YOU ARE SEXY :)
♥

TIERNAN SPRECHS
LOVE YO PERSONALITY
DON'T BE A HOE AND I'LL MESSAGE YOU ON FACEBOOK ;)
♥

LEVI MORENO
IDK THE IMAGE OF SOKKA IS A HUGE TURNOFF :(
I ENJOY YOUR .. FFFF HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT GETTING SNARKY GLANCES FROM REYA ... "LONG-NESS"? HE IS A LONG PERSON K STOP HOUNDING ME :)
IDK ABOUT THIS ADHD BIZ, DEPENDS HOW SRS WE'RE TALKING :(
BUT WE CAN DATE CAUSE YOUR AN ADORABLE PUPPY :)
♥

MALLLYYYY
CREEP EYES :(
GELLED HAIR = NO :(
BRITISH :)
PALE TINGS :(
BIZARRE FASHION SENSE :(
SRRY2SAYYYYY MALICE, ILU BUTTTTT IT CAN'T BE

SHAI'TAN SOLUS OR WHATEVER THE F HIS NAME IS
LOL NO

DIMITRI PAR


BENNY ROTH
SERIOUS BAGGAGE :(
NICE HAIR & EYES :)
K I JUST LOVE BENNY
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS
WE COULD MAKE IT WORK, I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
♥

DEEMS
POSSIBLY CREEP EYES :(
IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOUR HAIR :|
PALE NO THANKS :(
WINGS .. IDK MAN .. I JUST DON'T KNOW
TOO MUCH BIPOLAR, CAN'T DEAL SORRRRRY DEMON
SRRY2SAY, YOU DO NOT MAKE THE CUT

ISHAMAEL
I WOULD BE CONSTANTLY JEAL OF YOUR EYES :|
SOOOOO EPICALLY TALLL :)
ARMOUR NO NO NO STOP DON'T WEAR THAT OMFG NOOOO DNW DNW :(
INTROVERT NO THANKS :(
YEAH NO ITS NOT GOING TO WORK
SRRYY2SAY

JAMES O'CONNOR
JAAAAMES I HEART YOU BUT YOUR A SLUT FFFF
LOVE YOUR EYES
LOVE YOUR HAIR
NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOUR SHRIMPYNESS . (CREEPY SKINNY BOY WITH NO MUSCLE HMMMMMMM JAMES IDK IDK I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOTTER & THEN I READ YOUR BIO WTFFFF)
AW ILU YOU DON'T WATCH PORN A+ HOW DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE :)
IDK CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
WE CAN BE FRIENDS THOUGH
ME YOU AND STRIX CAN HAVE A FRIENDTIMES THREESOME MAYBBEEE

NAXRAM DRAGONFIRE
ENGLISH ACCENT :)
SCARY EYES :(
COMBED HAIR ? IDK MAN :(
NEGATIVE, DOESN'T CARE :(
K CLEARLY HE IS NOT BF MATERIAL
SRRY2SAY I CANNOT DATE YOU

SHADOW
PEACE REYA HE'S A CHARACTER
YOU ARE BLIND POOR GUY :(
SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR K SRRY2SAY I CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER
NOT RIGHT FOR INKY

BLAZE ?
YOUR CODENAME REMINDS ME OF DRUGS LOL
GIRL IDK YOUR HAIR SCARES ME :(
K ALSO
YOU HAVE A SERIOUS CREEP PERSONALITY :(
CANNOT DEAL WITH EPIC SCHIZO BAGGAGE K THANKS :(
SRRY2SAY, WE WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER





AT THE END OF THE DAY
INKY IS TAKING HOME THESE BOYS:
DAVID PORTER (100% HANDS DOWN BEST BODY IN ALL OF SPIES MMMMM)
TIERNAN SPRECHER (JUST DON'T BE A HOE)
LEVI MORENO (MANNNN UP BRUTHA BUT ITS ALL COO ILU)
BENNY ROTH (I THINK I'M BIASED HERE BUUUUUT JUST NO HEAVY DRUGS BOYYY I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR ADDICTIONS)
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STINKY INKY IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH EVERY FEMALE ON THIS BOARD!!! (Brought to you by your bored administrator)

[ReyaDawn]

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Fucking shit how did no one think of doing this earlier? O_o

I MUST COPY YOU!

*Snerks at Levi's "longness"*
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"Everybody smile please
Nobody pay no mind to me
Finger in position on the switch
A little flash photography
Taking a picture of you" - Ramalama the SPIES theme song

[Inky]

lmfao i forgot to do dimi
cause his updated bio is in character apps and i was like "ugh gotta drag myself over to another forum"
but here's what i would have said.

DIMITRI

TALL GOOD TINGS :)
I THINK I APPROVE OF THE HAIR :)
APPARENTLY YOU ARE LESS SHY WHEN I GET TO KNOW YOU MR PAR :)
K YOU WIN GOOD FO YUU
♥
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STINKY INKY IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH EVERY FEMALE ON THIS BOARD!!! (Brought to you by your bored administrator)

[Inky]

OOH OOH I ALSO WOULD DATE JACK THE OREJECTED !!
OBVIOUSLLLLYYYYYYY
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STINKY INKY IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH EVERY FEMALE ON THIS BOARD!!! (Brought to you by your bored administrator)